July Due Dates Are Soooo In, You Guys.

If you're having a tough time keeping track of our due date (end of July), just look to your average supermarket tabloid covers over the next five months for we aren't the only family expecting an addition this summer:

(L to R): Kate Middleton, Jessica Simpson, Fergilicious, Kim Kardashian

It's not twins.
Apparently.

I was so paranoid when news broke of Kate Middleton's hyperemesis gravidarum (intractable nausea/vomiting amongst other things) sending her to the hospital. Definitely glued to any gossip tabloid about her illness while trapped in bed or laying on the bathroom floor with my smart phone. Huge sigh of relief when reports showed that she was feeling better. Somehow I thought that meant I was in the clear as well. You know, because that's super logical.

Second baby.

Poor Jessica Simpson is apparently bummed out with the lack of media coverage about this second baby. She was reportedly annoyed when her first pregnancy took third place, but I can't remember who was deemed "more important" at the time. Clearly, she's super bummed out at being FIFTH this time around...let's see here: Princess Kate, ME, Kim/Kanye, Fergie, poor J.Simp.

Not exactly confirmed that they're due in July,
but that's the best estimate out there right now.

Fergie's engagement ring is from the same jewelry designer as mine. Not something I think about often, but it's really the only thing Fergie and I have in common. Well, that and the fact that we both have "lovely lady lumps."

It's not twins.
Apparently.

No fun story relating to Kim. She bores me.