This would save so many minutes....

This nightstand would come to Jamie's rescue.

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Also rescued: 

• gratification of the first time climbing into bed at the end of the night;
• deep sigh signifying restful sleep to come;
• harmless-but-annoying thwack from my side of the bed;
• not-as-much-nice-as-menacing glare;
• nightly, "hey, dude. where's my water?"