12.28.2009

Brawling for Ornaments.


These nice folks decided to invite us to their 8th annual holiday ornament party.
Too bad they didn't realize what mayhem and raucousness we'd create.


pictures taken direct from the himmelbergers site.
 
We created useless alliances; busted out some mathematical formulae and old theorem; unwrapped 9 ornaments (somehow); got into one girl fight (that'd be me); and walked away with the two of the most controversial ornaments.  Our only goal was to get our hands on the Yoda one that Jen + Pete wanted for Jack.  Instead we got the built-in 7oz of Petron Tequila and the 3-ornaments-in-1, tied together to resemble happy male genitalia*.  

If we're invited back next year, we're totally pre-planning and sketching up a blueprint or something.  Thanks, Dan & Andrea!

*I was able to untie the 3 portions of the blue + sparkly ornament.  For the record, they're individually v.pretty and no longer resemble any kind of body part.

8 comments:

Sarah said...

first i must comment that after reading this blog post i've finally caught on to the use of footnotes very similar to the x-mas card you love. i love that you're doing it.

second i need to see the inappropriate ornament. it's blue too? hahahahah!

devon lorraine ... said...

please post photo of happy male genitalia.
is that pleather?

Christine said...

I also was wondering about the pants. Leather leggings? I just enlarged the photo but can't tell.

Leslie said...

Pointy blue glass ornament dingdong and 2 pine cone cajones is what the thing was made up. A v.pointy thing, it was.

And the pants are totally faux leather leggings. Nice catch.

Sarah said...

wow missed the pleather leggings. smokin'!

trish said...

loving the leggings

Kerensa said...

You are hot stuff!

lauren and brad said...

you are so stylin. you would be a welcome addition to any of my parties...raucousness and all!