11.20.2009

Need to go on a major diet.

I spent 25 minutes staring at kids' clothing today at BabyGap.  25 minutes.  Not that you need to be reminded, but JAMIE AND I DO NOT HAVE A CHILD.  Hudson counts as our kid for now and he certainly can't look decent in anything from BabyGap.

What was the reason for this spontaneous calling to the racks of a kids' clothing line?  Uh.....

Stella McCartney??  More affordable than her regular stuff?  What? Brad and Angelina have nothing on this pack of kids.

You can bet your ass that I spent 21 of those 25 minutes trying to figure out how to fit my adult-sized arms and boobs into a 18-24 month old jacket.  The next few minutes were spent trying to convince the salesperson to give me an opportunity to take some into the fitting room.  And the last minute was spent pretending to only be kidding as I sheepishly shuffled out the front door.

I mean, LOOK at this kid!!
I wonder if I can Atkins into fitting into that jacket....and the pink ruffled skirt.  That pink ruffled skirt is KILLING ME.

5 comments:

Sarah said...

I was just at Gap looking at her line on Sunday. I was looking for my nieces though. I know I'm not getting down to those sizes ever ever again.

Ryan and Katie said...

Maybe not baby gap but if Gap Kids has a line like that you might could get like a girls size 14 or 16 to fit right?

Simon and Molly said...

that pink skirt has Lulu's name all over it. I MUSt find it!

The Mitchells said...

Lyla has the skinny gray zipper jeans. So cute. I love Stella McCartney for doing a kids line.

courtney said...

I walked through Saks' kids department today. same story.